Sometimes a magic genius dreams up something so absurd and so perfect - something that fits into your life like a phantom limb you never knew you should be missing - that it’s a wonder you’ve been living without it for the last million years.
Friends, that being said - let me introduce you to the Wake N’ Bacon Alarm Clock.
What is the Wake N’ Bacon, you ask? Well, thanks for asking. The WN’B cooks a strip of bacon in its tiny oven when your alarm goes off, thus affording you the pleasing aroma of fatty pork product at the start of every day, regardless of whether you still live at home with mom or employ a live-in chef.
Also, if you didn’t notice, it is being cooked inside a tiny wooden pig.
February 4th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Holy Crap! I gotta tell Roy. Do you have one yet?